Poetry and stuff.....

Limerick 1 :

There was an old man from Penzance,
Who used braces to keep up his pants.
While having a nap,
His braces did snap,
And in came an army of ants.
S. Moss (1P)

Limerick 2

There was a young man called Smarty
Who lost his false teeth at a party.
He looked on the ground
And guess what he found -
His teeth had been split by karate.
E. Fearnley (1P)

Limerick 3

There was a young man from Hong Kong
Whose feet made a terrible pong.
He washed them in soda,
And now there's no odour
And his feet now smell sweet all day long.
P. Rock (1P)